cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

by Cactus47 June 29, 2015

sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends

the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit

by Fatal Mistake February 2, 2022

Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

by Sugar2 October 16, 2019

Cactus

An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator

Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.

by I hope I get on a subreddit pl March 20, 2020

cactus

a prickly object

Josh: i'd fuck a cactus right now

by cactifucker April 22, 2017

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025