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cactus bitchy

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021
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Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.
Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".
by John Weblyek April 21, 2020
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Cactus's'

cac·tus·is
ˈkaktəs/is
noun
succulent plants with thick, fleshy stems that typically bear spines, lack leaves, and have brilliantly colored flowers. Cactus's' are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. Used as the plural form of the word cactus, however people commonly misuse the word cacti.
That's alot of cactus's' growing there on the baby cactus farm, wow.
by Atowne August 15, 2016
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Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.
I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .
by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021
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Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!
amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D
by thebroskiiii March 4, 2011
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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
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cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.
Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!
by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020
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