Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
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by The_Eggos January 5, 2015
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Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.
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Men, regardless of orientation, are driven by breeding imperative. And a common method for selecting a mate is observing the buttocks, with larger specimens typically indicating higher chances of fertile impregnation. A straight male who observes a male bubble butt unaware will continue to be attracted to it, and often, the condition will take hold to the point to where the male will actively desire relationships with these “Bubble Butt Men”
Men, regardless of orientation, are driven by breeding imperative. And a common method for selecting a mate is observing the buttocks, with larger specimens typically indicating higher chances of fertile impregnation. A straight male who observes a male bubble butt unaware will continue to be attracted to it, and often, the condition will take hold to the point to where the male will actively desire relationships with these “Bubble Butt Men”
Davis had seen the occasional troll photo of bubble butt guys out there, but he’d always dismissed it as photo shop. That is, until one walked into his gym one day. Big around as a basket ballad just as firm, Davis was shocked to see a male who could support a phatty bigger than most girls. His curiosity spiked, and that evening, he wen Home and did research, finding that there were many bois with big booties.
A few months later:
Davis as he thrust in and out a few more times before he held himself in deep and firm. He enjoyed the feeling of his dick swelling up and pouring it’s potent contents into this bubble butt twink.
Davis was just the latest victim to Bubble Butt Conversion Syndrome
A few months later:
Davis as he thrust in and out a few more times before he held himself in deep and firm. He enjoyed the feeling of his dick swelling up and pouring it’s potent contents into this bubble butt twink.
Davis was just the latest victim to Bubble Butt Conversion Syndrome
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Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
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