A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

dick cheney by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

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pull a Cheney

Accidentally shooting your friend while hunting (usually while drunk.)

Hunter A: "Oh man, I accidentally shot Jethro the other day while we were hunting!"
Hunter B: "Damn! I know he's a total jerk, but no need to pull a Cheney!"
Hunter A: "Yeah, you know how I can get when I'm plastered."

pull a Cheney by Bryan Gosselin July 12, 2006

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Moron 1: It's appalling that Edwards brought up Cheney's gay daughter in the debates, while discussing Bush's opposition to gay rights. What a low blow.
Moron 2: Yeah, thats really low. Let's go shoot some beer cans.

cheney by Alan. May 12, 2006

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