Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Chipskate

A person who is very stingy with their chips. Happens often when you are at the bottom of the bag.

1: Can I have some chips?
2: No, I'm almost out!
1: You're a Chipskate!

by RickBross August 22, 2012

Clip-Sinning

This is when you want to watch episodes of a series or season but instead only watch short clips with your favourite aspect of the show

Other ways to use this word

To describe a person - Clip-Sinner

When you've done it - Clip-Sin

You've done it a lot - Clip-Sinning

Clip-Sinning first person
1. I do want to watch Steven Universe.. but I only seem to watch clips that involve Peridot in a scene.

Clip-Sinning Third Person
2. My friend Hannah likes Steven Universe and all.. but I generally only see her watching clips with Garnet in them.

by YoloSwagChamps December 18, 2015

clipper fan

Stupid and hopeful.

We're never getting back together. Why are you acting like a clipper fan?

by lake_show January 17, 2017

chipsexual

Someone sexually attracted to chips

Lauren couldn't get any action, so she became chipsexual

by immarriedtoashoe April 11, 2017

Clip the Tip

This is used in the Christian community to promote circumcision among the more hip and urban crowd.

"Hey did you gets hear the new promotion for circumcision?"
"Yeah Clip the Tip. I'm definitely gonna go get circumcised."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.

Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.

by schissler June 17, 2018