butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Butthole Queen

A lover of anything and everything bum related.

Was also born at age 30 and has a Moonface.

Jane, you really are the Butthole Queen.

by StumpyBob November 26, 2020

Supreme Butthole

Supreme Butthole is the act of shoving a taco supreme up anothers anus.

I Just Performed The Supreme Butthole On Stage!

by pewdiepies pp November 4, 2020

Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022