by Abcdefg69 January 20, 2021

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,
by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.
Or scraping toenails against their skin.
Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !
I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Or scraping toenails against their skin.
Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !
I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.
by WeiHaiWei March 1, 2014

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.
by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.
large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."
by groundedsteve October 8, 2011
