bombed

To rabidly mutilate a washroom facility with ones larger then life excretions

Ohh damn, i just dropped a Carl that totally bombed that shitter

My ass was so sore after i bombed that can, it felt like my ass belonged to a 7'5 Black man with a 10 inch dick...around

by Hokai April 28, 2005

bomb sex

Extremely great sex. Very wet, very sloppy.

Alli and I had amazing bomb sex last night; we went for 3 hours!

by Dan_doyle May 11, 2016

X-Bomb

A completely spontaneous urge to shit that has no "holding" potential. You feel it, and you have literally seconds to find somewhere to put it. The actual shit is usually more gaseous and wet than solid doo-doo, and typically explosive. (The term can be used as both a verb and a noun.)

verb: That Thai food was fantastic, but it made me X-Bomb nine times the next day.
noun: I had 12 seconds to find a toilet to release my X-Bomb into, and I couldn't find one. Now I need to change all my clothes.

by MC Hammerhead April 27, 2006

Joggo Bomb

A rolled up piece of fruit leather (Fruit Roll Up, Fruit By The Foot, etc.) tightly compacted into a small sphere, typically inserted into the mouth whole.

I'll trade you my shark bites for that Joggo Bomb!

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Kashi Bomb

The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.

The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.

Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."

Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.

Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."

by punchodex July 17, 2012

Ur-bombed

when you come up with a word on Urban Dictionary that is pure genius, that you know will be featured on the main page, and when you send it in they don't reject it and it isn't published

dude 1: when is your word up on Urban Dictionary?
dude 2: It won't be, I've been Ur-bombed.

by ~Sillanpää~ February 20, 2009

The Bomb Game

A game played when 2 or more friends are at an airport. The object being to include and accentuate the word "bomb" in casual conversation when going through security.

The Bomb Game:

friend 1: "Last night was such a BOMB night"

friend 2: "yea dude it was so BOMB, I hooked up with this BOMB chick"
friend 3: "This flight is about to be BOMB, I just bought some BOMB snacks."

security "these motherfuckers..."

by Obi Oki February 11, 2012