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vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.
"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."
by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015
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Boat Mom

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'
Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.
by Fookintyeluh August 5, 2017
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Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.
Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.
Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.
by Beedubbz June 15, 2011
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chrome boat

The act of using tin-foil to smoke methamphetamine. The user will cut or rip an elongated section of tin-foil, then slightly crease the middle of the foil strip, lengthwise. This creates a channel for the heated, liquefied methamphetamine to flow. Resulting in a shape that resembles the hull of a boat.
"Hey, I have to work the graveyard shift tonight, I need a chrome boat to help get through the night."
by Greaser13 November 20, 2022
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Spaceship Boat

(spayse-sheep-boat) n.
A spaceship boat is a type of water craft originaly created for the movie 2012 that came out in 2009.

This type of water craft is typically associated with redneck rage, as many of the southern persuation dislike advanced technology to a high degree. they express their dislike quite openly.

they are large Submarine type boats that can be seen as a spaceship like craft. Otherwise
a redneck might say
(ex. "THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMN SPACESHIP BOAT!")
by WeStrikeAgain January 6, 2010
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023
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