bed cereal

cereal that is kept by your bed just in case you need a snack

It was 12:00 at night when I started to get the rumblies, good thing I had my bed cereal.

by yesterday38494 December 11, 2011

Jessy's Bed

When having sexual intercourse within a bed that does not belong to you or your partner

Nawlage- Jessy's Bed

by @InspiringSwagXo_AKA_Atrell October 15, 2012

Bed Rest

- to put someone on bed rest is to fuck them really hard to where they can't walk, and can only lay in bed all day

Sara *to boyfriend*: Sorry I've been having an attitude lately.
John" That's okay, just know I'm going to put you on bed rest tonight. You'll get the attitude fucked out of you.

by Kalani Rose May 24, 2020

Fuck To Bed

to pass the fuck out, usually after all day of drinking and doin drugs.

"ay wheres duncan dude"?

"he's fuck to bed doh"

by Ricardo II January 23, 2009

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003

shit the bed

Totally dropping the ball. Not coming through on something.

When Mike didn't show up for practice, he totally shit the bed on the rest of the band members.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020