Last night my girl gave me the dolphin when I tried to put it in her butt so I grabbed some ice and gave her the blue dolphin
by Ice Fisher January 10, 2014

Used to describe the game a girl will play when being pursued by an aggressive male. As the male reaches for the girls leg and/or coochie, she will make a sound resembling that of a dolphin as she slaps away the male's hand;"Eh eh".
"Yeah man, I was hanging out with this slut last night. I kept trying to hit, but she was playing dolphin games."
by Captain Rusty Fish-Hook June 12, 2008

An in-joke in the gaming community originating from QuakeCon. Some say there is no actual dolphin pr0n. Others swear that their brother's friend's ex-roommate said he saw it once.
by CthulhuFhtagn August 23, 2008

by Davey Jop December 9, 2008

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

When a woman of African american descent sits her naked bottom in water an suck water into her asshole then unexpectedly squirts it in your face
Last night kia sucked water in to her asshole an squirted in my face then laughed an said that's what I call the black dolphin
by Chris wim May 20, 2019

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
by colonel guster January 2, 2014
