Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.

"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."

by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009

batman

a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.

person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain

person2: Im batman

person1: ...damn it.

by DrToxin December 11, 2010

batman mask

When your ball sack is in the batwings condition, stretch it over someone's eyes like a mask.

The bitch fell asleep during the movie, so I gave her a batman mask.

by Internal Defect December 4, 2005

batemans bay

the source of all evil in the world. its immediate erasure would be advisable.

by Murcida June 18, 2003

Batman

when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.

batman

he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.

my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.

by Eriktheoz May 3, 2009

Batman

Sex move in which, post-coitis, the sex partner turns over to snuggle and finds you are no longer there.

After we did the horizontal mambo I batmaned her and was gone!

by The Radke January 8, 2011

batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011