Based Out

One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.

Skor: "I got a detention slip, bruh."
Tek: "Why?"
Skor: "For being too based out!"

by heck5 January 20, 2011

desi first base

making eye contact with another person, preferably one of the opposite sex (or you will be severely punished)

It was love at first sight yaar - I reached desi first base yesterday with anarkali and she reciprocated!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009

playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.

Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."

by Renaissance December 4, 2005

41st base

Having a picure of a chimp buttsex you while raping the watch channel.

Guy 1: Guess what! I got 41st base!
Guy 2: you are really alone aren't you...

by XSoulHeadshotX October 18, 2008

Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

by McDousher February 4, 2012

base layer

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks

I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.

by rcp72 April 27, 2009