basiled

to be puzzled or bewildered over something amazing or astonishing, and get covered in basil simultaneously

Like baffled fused with dazzled.

Those golden gates are too amazing, i can't believe they exist, this is too amazing to comprehend, oh no I'm covered in basil. I just got basiled by those amazing, golden gates.

Stop basiling me, I'm trying to think

by Gary Meatball December 14, 2010

Basic bitch

Like so many labels (e.g., hippy, hipster, chotch) basic bitch is a negative remark about a person's consumption choices. Whereas a hipster my be viewed negatively for the amount of time spent on novel clothing, music, or food choices, a bb is viewed negatively for the commonness of those choices. Think Uggs, Starbucks, Taylor Swift, etc. Another apparent criticism is a perceived increased interest of using social media, which when paired with a more "original" reader/viewer feels grating. All this makes you wonder if there is some happy middle ground where your music is accessible but not top 40, your food choices incorporate a blend of traditional and nontraditional offerings, and your clothing is novel but not too novel. I'm sure someone will come up with a catchy label for that in due time.

-oh God, Chelsea has posed with duck lips at Starbucks every morning this week! What a basic bitch!
- At least she's got a job, bra

by Lu Dogg March 1, 2017

basic

A way to describe a basic white girl.
SOmeone who drinks starbucks everyday
Wears northfaces
Has a lot of white friends
Only talks to other white people
Gets half their money from their parents

1. Omar Okla is so basic, he is always drinking Starbucks
2. Did you see Selena Gomez yesterday, she was totally pretending to be drunk.

by SwagKiller254 December 31, 2013

basic shit

shit every one should know principles

Yo nigga i dont know how to count no yo thats basic shit i am sorry i was yovis this entire week fuck that this is basic shit

by jalkass November 5, 2013

basic black boy

Something that is not politically corrrect

basic black boy: Hey, he's a .........merr..... you can't say that

by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

basic black girl

She sees the hypocrisy in white girl feminism, but claims her own version is perfect. She's blatantly racist and sexist, to the extreme, but at the same time, she claims it's all justified because she openly and proudly believes all men as well as all whites are worthless pieces of shit. Despite all this, she genuinely believes that a disproportionate amount of racism comes from whites, as well as believing that a disproportionate amount of sexism comes from men. She has no proof for these claims, as whites and men hardly ever speak out of line, yet, she claims it's there, you just need to look hard enough.

She calls black women "queens", and and claims she's fighting for her fellow "queens", while at the same time, all the people she hates the most are black women.

To add on to her endless list of entitlements, she is also furious all the time. This fury is created by years of dealing with the horrible consequences of her own actions.

Oh, just ignore her, she's just a basic black girl. Nothing she says, thinks or does has anything to do with reality.

by Phil Lapierre, Expert August 10, 2016

basic bitching

Most commonly used to refer to someone performing the acts typically associated with a basic bitch.

if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you are basic bitching

by SHTML April 14, 2014