barbel

A person who scavages the remains of an unwanted drunken woman left at the bar. Often large in size, this woman is passed up on by every other person or thing in the bar. The name derives from the carp-like fish called the Barbel which usuualy follows a submerged hippopotamus and feeds on his feces.

Brian Hailstock is a Barbel

by pencil12345 May 11, 2009

Barberry

Fake Burberry. Popular amongst the Chav/grouper/gripper/fist

Nice Barberry Cap asshole - where did you get that - down the market for owt and a flash?

by M_O_U_L_D June 4, 2004

barbadum or barbanum

A melksham-ism used amongst a small west country group of teens in the late 90's - use has continued and is yet to surface in popular culture , other words are also used in conjunction , barbanum bear, gurnhard shurnhard, bake the bean .. all mean everything and nothing except bake the bean which will be explained on it's own .

barbanum as a greeting - 'barbanum!'
barbanum as a profanity 'fucking barbanum!!!'
as an indication of understated non commital happiness 'barbanum bear'

by ScaryJim December 9, 2004

Will Barber Starkey

A small cock bag, well below 5ft. His favorite meal is a dingle berry crumble, a yummy recipe made out of a collection of shit, moslty from wills own bum hole. No one likes him, and he is insulted everywhere he goes. His response is to cry.

Hey will, you're a cockbag.

Will Barber Starkey runs away crying

by Angry Popeye May 28, 2011

hannah barbera

A really cute, amazing, beautiful, pretty, fine, and overall fantastic person. She is everything a man needs in his life.

Did you see hannah Barbera? She is looking beautiful.

by z0mb1e5lasher33 June 25, 2017

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

Barber

Someone who enjoys playing with and shaving pubic hair

"he's not my homie, he's my barber, takes care of my pubes n shit"

by Cherry Popin' X May 22, 2006