backskin

When a man usually of east Indian or Asian decent is not circumcised and his foreskin does not pull back, it is stuck over the head of the penis because his stupid father never taught him to pull his skin back and clean his cheesy front - leaving his penis to resemble an anteater's snout. These men often contract candida (yeast) infections. Not only does backskin look disgusting but it smells worse than a fish cannery.

a: Hey how was your date last night?
b: Omg girl, he was a backskin bandit! Disgusting! Who would ever in their right mind give that man a blowjob? Sour!
a: Omg backskin is the worst.
b: Yeah and his dick was so small his backskin was like a category 5 heavy dangler!
a: EWW!

by Lady88 August 6, 2017

Backstabbing Hoebag

A person who cheats on their best friend with their best friend's boyfriend. Ie., Abagail Nichols.

That motherfucking backstabbing hoebag Abagail Nichols just slept with my boyfriend! I will kill that piece of shit bitch!!

by alij14 May 14, 2018

Backseat jiver

Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING

Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!

by He/She/Awesome August 13, 2018

backspackle

1. (verb) The act of ejaculating onto the fifth lumbar spine vertebrae area (part of the greater lumbar region) of a woman's back. To the human eye, this region is the curve just above the buttocks, which is also commonly referred to as the small of the back.
2.) (noun) The residue of male ejaculatory fluid after it has been deposited onto the lower back.

"I wouldn't want to date her, but I'd backspackle her."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Backseat Dog

1. A guy or girl who is named Max.

2. Dog with wheels for back legs.
3. When you have sex in the backseat of a car doggy style.

Max was Alex's Backseat Dog.

by backseat dogster January 31, 2019

backsacing

When your tucking back your nut sack so far back, you can see it from your back. Also can be used as calling someone out for using homosexual emotions as an expression

Hey man, quit backsacing on that guy.

by wolfmanjack February 18, 2019

Backsplash

When you're taking a piss at 3am on a school night and it deflects off the seat, only to hit you directly in the knees/shins.

I explained that the cause of my moist jeans was "Backsplash"

by GravyMello March 7, 2019