boringer

more than boring.. made by a blonde

Teghan is currently boringer

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

boringosity

Unit of measure for how boring something is.

School has a high boringosity.

by Colony October 14, 2003

boring minds

a dull, non-entertaining and non-amusing mind.

Boredom sets into boring minds.

by openyoureyeskid. October 22, 2009

Boring Snob

Any person who sits there dryly listening to your best efforts at conversation all the while looking as though they couldn't care less whether your presence was there or not.

A boring snob can be found at any "upper class" social event found lazily drinking their alcohol, taking pictures with expensive cameras, while discussing the Ivy league they attended.

If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.

The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...

by Middle Class Act October 23, 2011

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

blowing up the gram

when someone posts a lot on Instagram and clogs up anothers timeline.

Sadie just got a new puppy, so she is blowing up the gram with pics of him.

by llamas123 September 13, 2015

boring burger

Whenever there are extravagant choices on the menu, but you just choose a boring burger.

Man look at this variety of choices, and you're just getting the boring burger?!

by Rob Lobsta September 21, 2016