Get the Austin mug.A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
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Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
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The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
by Troi_Baker June 3, 2021
Get the Austin, TX mug.Noun: a girl who sleeps around with every guy she meets. She has a new boyfriend every week and is known to carry diseases. If you see or hear of any Brooke Austins, run. A common trait of Brook Austins is snaggle tooth where the front teeth are bent inward and beyond noticeable. They tend to be very loose to the point of fisting and strip at clubs while giving lap dances to multiple men on stage. Don't be a Brooke Austin.
Guy 1: "who's that hoe with the snaggle tooth dancing on stage?"
Guy 2: "Shit, that's a Brooke Austin! Let's get the fuck out of here before we get Hep."
Guy 2: "Shit, that's a Brooke Austin! Let's get the fuck out of here before we get Hep."
by pseudonym25 June 19, 2014
Get the Brooke Austin mug.The sexyest guy you will ever meet. He is soo funny but can be a complete asshole sometimes. But no matter what you will always love him. Austin is an amazing kisser although he says hes not. I love him so much and it is impossible to hate him.
"he is such a austin"
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Get the austin freeman mug.My sexy booboo, who is extremely muscly, and has perfect abs. His bff is super cute too. He has long curly hair and is to fab for everyone around town. He shakes his booty when he walks. He is the center of many girls world. INCLUDING MINE. ehe.
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