Amanda

Hmmmm... What to say... Every definition of Amanda on this site is nice, and I wonder which Amanda's these people have met. First, quite simply Amanda is like the sun; she tends to shine very bright when looked directly at. Is this due to her attractiveness? Possibly... However, I feel as though there is more to it than that. Her eyes shine with a playful hope to be loved...or so it seems. Second, she is also just as good at hiding her shine in the wrinkles of her oversized sweaters. This may seem to be a way in which hold her cookies close to herself... Who knows. This girl may not be a tease, but she does know how to draw boys in. Amanda has too many friends who are boys, and while she has the innate desire to be a bro, she must face that fact that boys want her to be more than a bro... Finally, though she be very well-spoken, Amanda freezes upon talking about her feelings resorting to writing or a lot of "I don't know, man!" This is a result of her potentially believing that no one will truly be able to understand, but this doesn't mean many boys, including myself, will stop trying. In a lot of ways, you will never "have" this girl, for in the end she is the one that holds the cookie jar and your heart too. Hope this is a more accurate description of Amanda than the blind romanticized blebs about the perfection of Amanda. She may not be perfect, but she can be perfect for you.

Sad boi: "Why is Amanda not as perfect as the Urban Dictionary definitions!"
Reality: "Because she isn't, but maybe you'll learn how she's perfect for you... Probably not though."
Sad boi: "Hmmm. I'll wait a year and decide then..."

Dreams: "You will hurt her!"
Boi: "I do know her enough for that!"

Dreams: "You will...or you'll just suck a toe!"

by SADBOIRIANWITHAB October 29, 2019

Amanda

A woman who does dirty things in church parking lots.

Man, that Amanda, she’s a sinner.

by Sinner39 August 16, 2020

Darcy Aranda

French for tall, dark, and handsome. Often confused for the modern day Superman. A stunning model of the human form with angles that mirror a Greek masterpiece.

Darcy Aranda exceeds at many trades but is best known for his intellect, humor, and wit, all of which are best displayed in his writings. A `Darcy Aranda' is an award winning author of novels, short stories, and screen plays. Darcy Aranda possess a rare talent to make others laugh and cry through his words. A `Darcy Aranda` has the gift of making others laugh until they cry and experience the darkest corners of their nightmares. Darcy Aranda is a prodigy of his time.

A `Darcy Aranda' is deeply passionate, loving, and faithful. To know a `Darcy Aranda' means that you will forever have a loyal friend that can always make you laugh. Every girl dreams of marrying a `Darcy Aranda' because he will treat her like a queen and devote every ounce of his heart and soul to her. To experience the love of Darcy Aranda is the epitome of eternal happiness.

Someday, I will marry Darcy Aranda.

by Mrs.Peabody Darcy October 22, 2010

Aranda Syndrome

Loss of coordination to the most extreme level. The inability to not fall over and look like a complete retard.

Random 1 - "I just had this uncontrollable urge to fall over and act like a complete retard"
Random 2 - "Yeah. Aranda Syndrome. It happens to the best of us..."

by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

amanda gonia

amanda gonia is a sexy mother fucker

i saw amanda gonia walking down the street and i was like wowzers.

by greg ostrowski October 9, 2008

Amanda

(1) An over used, common, boring female name.

(2) A female that is really a male.

(1) Hi, I'm Amanda and this is my friend Amanda and that is her friend Amanda and so on...

(2) A-MAN-DA.

Is that a guy or a girl? Neither it's an AMANDA!

by D.H.H January 20, 2009

amanda

a girl with a huge nose that cant breath or walk.

WOW! did you see that amanda walk by you couldnt miss her!

by blankadank October 16, 2008