australian

a sex act where a person is licked from the back of the neck to the tailbone in one long lick.

Guy 1: I heard you making your girlfriend moan loudly last night while i was in the living room, what did you do to her?
guy 2: I gave her an australian as a birthday gift last night

by Ella P. September 8, 2007

australian wine fountain

taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.

Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that

by rampage1379 January 12, 2010

Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

Australian Tea Party

The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.

I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.

by Dahhomie November 16, 2013

Australian Push-Up

An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.

In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

australian accent

sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off

they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose

'feesh and cheeps'

australian accent = retarded english

by Radass head July 2, 2009

Australian Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth then 69 with her (australian cuz toilets goes backwards in australia)

I gave your mom an australian toilet

by CJ WESTlu December 9, 2008