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assessitate

i need to assessitate drugs
by hardstickyrock May 17, 2022
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Asset Girl

A young woman, from moroccan /german descent, who has to finish a vast amount of social media ads, while being understaffed
She is such an Asset Girl
by 2893uuhn December 26, 2022
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Asbestos

Goofy ahh material. Can be used to give you lung cancer but can make your penis bigger as well.
1. I found some asbestos!

2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
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assets

You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.
by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023
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Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
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assert dominance

When your teacher asks you to videorecord your iceskating exerciseses after you have completed the session and you are back home checking your handins after taking a shower.
You have to hand in a vidoerecording of the exact same exercisises we just performed, and I saw you execute right infront of me, even tho its too late now and the iceskating session is over and you are back in your apartment checking you mandatory tasks for the semester after taking a shower back at your apartment, so that I can assert dominance.
by brunogfin March 21, 2023
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Asset

Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.
Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."

Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"

Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"

Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."

Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."

Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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