ash wednesday

day after tuesdays fire

ash wed makes me hungry.

by op March 11, 2004

ash face wasted

when ones drunk is resembling the one we call ash face

usually results in:
-yelling
-free style rapping
-being an ass to be funny
-singing in different languages
-announcing when you have entered a room
-throwing up

"carly was so shwasted on friday.. like really ash face wasted"

by NUMBA ONE NIGGA October 23, 2011

Scratty Ash

When you ring up the dirtiest girl you know, and have sex with her in the early hours of the morning, and then wake up to the smell of her on your fingers

Yesterday i had a scratty ash

by Natalie Hamilton January 21, 2009

ash trash

Cigarette smokers. Leaving smokers debris and stank wherever they go. The green stuff don't count.

She could inhale through her mouth and blow smoke rings out her ass. Nothing but ash trash.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

birch ash how

When a nigga being a bitch ass hoe and you in school.

Jimmy: "Bro, you built like a thanos car."
DeQuaviontae: "Nigga, you a birch ash how."

by iKobejack October 15, 2018

kiss my ashed

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.

"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"

by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014

Hop on ash police

Saying this to a PERSON means they have to have rough anal sex with you. Gay or not, you can't deny this.

"Hey wanna hop on ash police?"
"Sure!"

by pussy nigga balls April 19, 2022