When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
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Get the Flamethrower Anus mug.I.e., gay, especially someone who is in denial or on the down-low; said of someone whose carnal urges co against his assumed role in life.
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1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
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Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.
"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".
by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011
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Good thing I have a fluffy anus rug because after Patrick totally sprayed into me his penis was covered in his seed.
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