Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

anus inhaler

The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.

"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."

by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022

Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

gayness in the anus

I.e., gay, especially someone who is in denial or on the down-low; said of someone whose carnal urges co against his assumed role in life.

Dude, he may be married, but he has gayness in the anus.

by Mother Grogan October 26, 2009

Anus fish

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.

Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

My anus

A butthole

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!

by JOKER10xd September 4, 2017

Pinocchio Anus

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011