Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

Zamn Alert

when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn

“she bad asl and her ass fat!?! ZAMN ALERT!”

by imsooogoated March 20, 2023

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .

She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .

by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

boner alert🙀

uh oh boner alert🙀

person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀

by SecretGyal May 1, 2023

Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.

"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.

by Vermcat August 31, 2023

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023