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Alexander Puah

An Asian male who is absolutely shit at German.
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He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

The youngest woman ever to serve in Congress, and also sexiest Congressperson, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Also known as AOC, an incredible member of the House of Representatives and part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

A strong, intelligent woman elected to Congress in 2018. She scares the shit out of Republicans.
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Alexander Hamilton

One of the founding fathers of the country.

-general
-secretary of treasury
-whiskey rebellion
-the capital of the country was moved so Madison would support Hamilton's financial plan (under-the-table deal)
-he was an enemy of john adams, aaron burr, james madison, etc.

Hamilton shot first in the duel, but missed because he was planning not to hit Burr. Burr shot Hamilton in the rib area, however, he was probably planning not to hit Hamilton. He died the next day.
Hamilton got pwned by Burr in that duel omg.
by squee1 September 13, 2005
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