Discovering Alcoholic

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

by Inkanyamba March 15, 2011

airplane alcohol

Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.

excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?

by Megan Pizzy White August 1, 2012

hard alcoholic

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.

Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.

by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names

I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics

by Suiper December 8, 2017

Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol

That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic

by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018

isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

jew rachet alcoholic

someone who acts ghetto and dirty, while thinking they drink classy, when they actually are slutty hoes.

yeo, dat jew rachet alcoholic aint gonna get my dick tonight

dayumm gurlll, dat jew rachet alcoholic knows how to dance on dat pole

by realhipastah420weedhmu69 August 10, 2012