albert runtapuski bazillion

the highest number in the whole world, universe, and eterity. way more than infinity if possible

he was talkin like albert runtapuski bazillion words a minute

by drt_bkr March 27, 2008

albert

an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name

your such an albert

by a][vgay October 4, 2018

Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albertito

An extremely fat kid that loves eating burritos. Albertitos normally wear tiny backpacks.

Hey, look, there's an Albertito squeezing through the door!

by lolipop63 April 30, 2009

Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.

Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"

by Sam Chaves March 26, 2008

alberioing

Al Bear E O ing

Getting caught sucking your bosses dick while his cock is still in your mouth and your hands cupping his balls.

Ah shit, I'm in trouble. I got caught alberioing today at work and ill probably get fired.

by Dontaskdonttell November 10, 2012