Accinouncing

Made from the combination of the words accidental and announcing. The act of making a statement, usually in announcement form, as a means of trying to get attention while simultaneously pretending it to be either unwanted or "accidental". Similar to humblebrag.

Pronounced: ASS-inouncing because doing it makes you look like an ASS.

Example 1
-On Facebook-
Jenny: Oh no! I sure hope nobody comments that my bra strap is showing in my profile picture! TEEHEE!

Emily: Shut the fuck up Jenny. Nobody would have cared or noticed if you weren't accinouncing it all over the place.

Example 2
John: Please nobody photoshop that horrible picture of me! I'll die of embarrassment!

Kevin: Dude, you're a computer technician who knows damn well how to delete a photo off Instagram. Plus, that's the second time that you've accinounced about that shit in the past hour. Just accept that you will never be a meme.

by parpull June 4, 2014

accianal

When you accidentally give a girl anal.

I didn't mean to smash her back door in, it was a case of accianal.

by mmmhshiney September 2, 2014

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

accidouchely

accidouche |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)|
noun
accidouchely |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)li|
adverb

When you offer a black guy fried chicken
When you're accidentally a douche

by chance; inadvertently: his gun went off accidouchely | accidouchely knocked the vase over with a douche.

You dress to impress without realising you've inadvertently worn something inexcusably inappropriate - such an accidouche!

When you call her by her sisters name :L
Idiot: "ohh fuck I'm sorry it was an accidouche!"

by Pkenny April 4, 2017