abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

grammatical abortion

When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.

Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*

by Fyr211 March 14, 2021

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 11, 2017

Abortication

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.

“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.

by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024

Abortion hat

Condom

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass

by Formulaatld December 05, 2021

Louisiana Abortion

Someone on social welfare smashed on ice smoking a bong on a toilet while pregnant

Billie Jo Wilkinson had a Louisiana abortion on struggle street

by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023

Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021