Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
Get the extortion abortionmug. The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
Get the Abortion Jockeymug. by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the Reverse Abortionmug. When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.
A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.
"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 4, 2022
Get the Cosmetic Abortionmug. Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*
by Fyr211 March 13, 2021
Get the grammatical abortionmug. by Formulaatld December 4, 2021
Get the Abortion hatmug. by 459395 June 29, 2023
Get the relational abortionmug.