An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
Get the emotional abortion mug.When you consume an eightball of methamphetamine and have intercourse with an impregnated female until she miscarries the unwanted fetus.
Man i can't afford no more kids guess im goin' have to get some go and give her a Roane County abortion!
by Frtt656y October 27, 2023
Get the Roane County Abortion mug.When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
Get the extortion abortion mug.by Johnnygotagun June 9, 2022
Get the Abortion mug.When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
Get the Post birth abortion mug.My stance on abortion is the same. I called out progressives for conflating "life saving procedures" with "elective procedures" and now that the abortions are no longer protected under Roe v Wade women are dying EXPLICITLY BECAUSE doctors are hesitant and overly tentative to preform any procedure that could constitute "An abortion"
Hym "So my abortion position is that same as it has always been. That I don't believe you have an explicit 'right to get an abortion' but it would fall under the protection of your 14th or 9th amendment rights. But additionally, I also criticized progressives conflation of 'abortion' with 'healthcare.' Stating that when we talk about abortion we are usually talking about an elective procedure and NOT ectopic pregnancy or some kind of pregnancy complications."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2025
Get the Abortion mug.A hood abortion is when you and yo girl do not want the baby, so you punch the female's stomach to kill the lil nigga inside of her.
"Derek's girl wanted a hood abortion, so he agreed to her request and gave her one by punching her stomach"
by HEXAZ! September 25, 2024
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