Postmodernist Art

Pointless, ugly, unpleasant dribble that could enter a competition against found garbage and still lose made by talent-less posers steeped in smug, self-affirming attitudes of rebellion and uniqueness, while in fact being neither rebellious nor unique.

You can't thrash on the floor and make screeching noises in the MoMA and call it postmodernist art. It's not edgy and nihilistic, you just suck too much to actually make anything.

by The One True Dodd August 28, 2018

Lack of Art

When someone denies pure art.

That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

cubicle art

Cartoons, Pictures, and other documents placed on the walls of a cubicle to counteract the mind-numbing creativity sucking corporate grey or beige that drain your will to live.

"I had to take down my cubicle art because my boss said, "being an individual is not ok"."

by wg dh January 30, 2014

art gremlin

A gremlin, but of the artist variety. They are generally mischievous, prefer the dark, and are highly food motivated. They spend long hours working on art, to the point of neglecting personal relationships, health, and hygiene. On the rare occasion that they appear in public, they may appear totally normal, or even cute.

guy 1: Have you seen Karen lately? I haven't seen her in weeks!
guy 2: No, her thesis is coming up and she's turned into an art gremlin.

by alarnia0 June 10, 2017

Dirty Art

The act of painting a Van Gogh style image with your dick on your partners back and ass after a thorough/ rough ass fucking. Using a nice mix of cum, lube, shit, and possibly blood.

Last night I did a Dirty Art on Rachel it was Sunflowers in a Vase and frankly was almost to beautiful to wash off.

by Early the Pearl June 14, 2019

Abstract art

It's something that people do and make a lot of money but 3 year olds can do it too but they don't make any money

I HATE ABSTRACT ART BRO OMMMMMG WTF THAT'S SO UGLY

by Mlg noscoper 69696969420 November 16, 2017

Electronic Arts

Pay $5.99 For Definition

Jack: Hey bro this mode looks sick I wanna play it
Zane: Yeah lets play it
Game: Pay $15.99 For Game Mode
Jack: Um ok *pays*
Zane: Alright lets do this
Game: Pay $30.00 To Enter Lobby
Jack : HDJDJDKSKKSKSYDUDH
Electronic Arts, also known as EA is a greedy company that pays you for anything

by Electronic Arts Sucks September 3, 2019