extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 24, 2023

Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Reverse Abortion

Where it is medically necessary to kill the mother in order to give birth and save the baby.

Did you hear about Sahra she got a reverse abortion yesterday and her funeral is tomorrow.

by m1241325345a3523412x February 13, 2019

Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018