Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012

ring out the skin towel

A sexual term used to imply male masturbation.

Guys I'm going to bed. I got to go ring out the skin towel.

by jerky boy August 12, 2007

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

70's Tea Towel Holder

The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.

I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night

by Jack Smack October 30, 2003

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

by Onid July 26, 2022

Towel Flossing

When someone flosses a towel between their legs to better dry off their nether regions.

There's nothing better than a hot shower followed by some good ol' towel flossing.

by Kind of a Joey June 7, 2023