I’m Smooth

No thank you

“Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”

by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023

Smooth

Like butter hehe

Smooth like booooootaaaaaaah! 💜 -Kim Seok Jinnie (world wide handsome)

by pseudonym88888888888 June 2, 2023

smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league

"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"

by smoothgriminal May 9, 2010

Smooth brain

Smooth brain is an insult that refers to an unintelligent person. Supposedly, the intricacy of one's knowledge is represented by the wrinkles on their brain. If their brain is smooth and lacks wrinkles, their knowledge lacks intricacy, and they are therefore stupid.

What a smooth brain that person is.

by GenericGuy3456 May 25, 2024

Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016