Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire
“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”
by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018
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Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society
by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022
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Smelly Pole

A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.
"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)
by Big man Frank August 19, 2022
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Smelly Snelly

This person is nice with a bubbly attitude but the thing is her sister is a annoying bitch which I want to butcher and dispose the evidence breaking bad style
Smelly Snelly is also a gamer but she is horrendous at minecraft and any other game
by Kiddy man October 6, 2020
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Smelly Josephine

When you shit on 10 £50 notes, then shove them down somebody's crevice. Then you ram it up the man's arse with an object of interest.
"That boy is such a twat, I'm going to give him a Smelly Josephine later."
by haha ye man November 9, 2020
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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