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David

"Be a human,don't be a David"
by 2812a April 30, 2020
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David

a man who won’t mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
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David

David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
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David

David Bad
by Oof Kings March 5, 2020
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david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 24, 2019
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David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).
David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
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David

The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
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