Poor Dad

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .

Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !

by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 27, 2020

Joe Dad

pee pee poo poo

Joe Dad Joe

by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020

mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.

Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.

by shartsisters4life January 02, 2012

necker dads

A word created in Oakland CA indicating that something is so active, it's up to the neck.

Aye nigga, we lit to the necker dads!

by BruhFuckBruh December 13, 2016

Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.

Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!

by Tim Christenson May 07, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

When a "farther"/" mother " does not provide for their child (children ) When said "parent" often makes empty promises. Lowlife

Mandy- Did you hear Scott didn't pay child support... Again?

Jasmine- Not a big surprise he's such a Deadbeat dad.

by Brokenchild December 09, 2015

hi dad

hi

hi dad

by MaxZigZagz November 04, 2020