June 16 

National beat up your shortest friend day

Its June 16th...

June 16 by Having a ian June 16, 2021

January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!

Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!

January 16 by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021

February 16 

February 16 is the national give someone a bitch slap day. This day you have to slap someones face hard as frck and see how they react.

-What day is it today?
- It is february 16

- Oh cool im gonna slap you (slaps her in the face as hard as fruck)
- Owww that hurt like a son of a biscuitt, ohhhhh ahhhhhhhh im going to freaking beat your ass up rn

(you start running away)

February 16 by itsallaboutconfidence February 15, 2022

New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS 

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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"

New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS by zenvio January 11, 2022

December 16 

December 16 is where you go to school with a tiny ball and yeet it across the hallways and say "THIS BITCH TINNNNYY"

Coby: why did he yeet a ball and say THIS BITCH TINYYYYYY"
Lory: it's December 16,duhhh

December 16 by chrispycrocs101 December 3, 2019

m-16 

"em-six-teeen"

M-16 first introtuced in the 60's for troops in the Vietnam war version A1, A2 was introduced in the 80's, A2 used by NATO forces, can also use m203 grenade launher

The Army and the Marines use the m16a2 for training and clearing out areas with the m203 tactical grenade launcher

m-16 by Mystrick August 6, 2003

Nov 16 

National Text your boyfriend/girlfriend “give me that booty” day.

Boy:Give me that booty

Girl:why?
Boy: it’s Nov 16

Nov 16 by Da Beat Boy November 16, 2019