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Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY
This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.
by PtOWN$$VA June 1, 2011
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J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.
by Alyssa G January 27, 2008
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J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.
'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'
by Anonymous 11111112929292894985 October 23, 2008
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J-Hope

The sunshine of BTS. He is also the best dancer.
"J-HOPE!"

~Min Yoongi
by Purple Scorpion September 26, 2018
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j lo

by john batey January 30, 2003
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