counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 06, 2021

hop on counter strike

Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.

“Yo bro, hop on counter strike”
“No, that game sucks ass.”

by Hexagonic February 27, 2024

counter rizz

/ ˈkaʊntə ɹɪz / noun, adjective, verb

The psychological process designed to capture the victim's sense of guilty pleasure by implementing a derivation of 'Reverse Psychology' commonly used in the fields of:

1. Rizzology
2. Quantum Rizzics
3. Rizztraining Practices

"He just counter rizzed them by cheating on his girlfriend! he's such a player!"

by cccclllll November 16, 2023

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.

- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.

by Mr. Cocksson December 03, 2017

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021

slice counter

That person that aggressively keeps track of the consumption of shared food.

If you were hungry we could have gotten another pizza. No need to be a slice counter.

by TheWhip February 08, 2024