2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.
OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!
by teenytena February 17, 2013
Get the Clam Warmug. To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.
Also referred to as Minister of Finance
Also referred to as Minister of Finance
Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.
by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016
Get the minister of warmug. An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game
Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.
by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 10, 2009
Get the Guild Warsmug. As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.
Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
Get the War of Contritionmug. A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.
Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.
Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.
Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.
by Anon12576343 November 3, 2010
Get the Console Warsmug. A person who takes an excessive interest in any sort of military affairs, particularly if said person is a civilian. May also be considered a subtype of wonk.
Jim knew he had become a true war nerd when he found himself salivating over the latest pictures of the S-300 surface-to-air missile.
by Pattonmat89 March 9, 2009
Get the war nerdmug. by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the gender-warmug.