by I like noodles12345 December 9, 2018

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!
I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!
I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

somebody that acts gay, retarded, stupid, funny or Just plain fruity. Used to describe a drunk or someone who runs like Forest Gump.
Joe is such a fat-tart He got drunk and ran around the neighborhood rubbing his tummy Yelling "The British are coming The British are coming!"
by Carpe Diem DLA February 18, 2009

by Bob Jenkins May 13, 2005

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.
When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.
by Zoidberg's bitch June 9, 2016

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.
by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020
