Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the bedtime-vs.-age debaclemug. In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.
by QuacksO May 6, 2023
Get the what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doomug. by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025
Get the faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who winsmug. (A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech
asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2017
Get the fact .vs. fictionmug. by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
Get the Walmart vs Targetmug. known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
Get the Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkwaymug. by Gilbert Franklin October 11, 2019
Get the Stodden vs. Fronermug.