A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.
"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"
by Lesna January 27, 2009
Get the whack napmug. The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
by LimTasky August 22, 2011
Get the Nap Stomachmug. Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?
Carl: umm oh err, what??
Dave: Sticky nap??
Carl: Ok, you got me.
Carl: umm oh err, what??
Dave: Sticky nap??
Carl: Ok, you got me.
by Richochet96 June 6, 2011
Get the Sticky napmug. by brenjadeb August 18, 2012
Get the Twitter Napmug. A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022
Get the Nap-A-Doodlemug. Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
Get the Mark Napmug. A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.
Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.
by shanekwazo February 25, 2022
Get the Cuzzo Napmug.