Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you

You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

by Happyhoehowareyou June 25, 2018

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Friend

include (someone) in a contact list linked to a social networking site.

29 people have friended me, but I haven't reciprocated.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

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Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

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Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021

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