John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.

your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"

by That JOHN July 17, 2025

John from 1776

A man who uses outbursts of generalized masculine phrases and sayings to disguise his homosexual desires and history

Does that John from 1776 really think yelling about guns and whiskey is fooling anyone??

by PowerFart July 22, 2025

John Color

Inventor of color itself by saying “Let there be color” and there was color.

John Color is beloved by all

by BaruugaHimself July 24, 2025

Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

John Forsaken

Shedletsky from the hit Roblox game "forsaken"

Hey is that Shedletsky, John Forsaken?!?!?!? I wanna play forsaken with him!!!!

by Makar4ik August 2, 2025