John

Always right

That man is such a John at math

by Homie j May 13, 2021

John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.

You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?

by John Qwomper August 21, 2019

John

A smart man at playing chess and likes korean woman

John likes zoe

John is Reagan friend

by Redhemzzzz September 28, 2022

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

John

A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.

John was at my house with the imposter from among us.

by Fortnitjoez November 22, 2021

John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you

Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend

by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021

John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

by Roobee11 August 04, 2020