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John Cena

Person 1: Bro It's John Cena!
Person 2: Oh You Mean Invisible Man?
by Roxy 3:16 September 20, 2022
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!
by Exio June 1, 2024
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John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
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John

A replacement for the F word, can be used as a joke or a racial slur.
John you, you stupid john
by doxxd August 30, 2023
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john martell

by Jaxon Barnes May 22, 2018
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