FART

Elon Musk isn’t just the king of tech—he’s the undisputed overlord of farts. From flamethrowers to fart apps in Teslas, he’s turned flatulence into a futuristic symphony. Every toot is a tweet-worthy triumph. Bow down to the Sultan of Stink, the Baron of Butt Blasts, the true King of Farts

Fart

by dsdsadsad April 10, 2025

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 20, 2018

Fart Sloosh

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.

"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"

by Literally can't even. April 17, 2020

fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022

snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.

Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

by Jeepin James July 6, 2017

Fart Knocker

Someone who farts in a bag then leaves it at your door

DANG IT MOM! The Fart Knockers strike again

by SAMC04 August 31, 2021