Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Ur Mom

Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS

UR MOM

by ur dad is hone August 31, 2022

Mom Speed

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See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

ur mom

A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends

Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom

by YourmomXDLikes you February 15, 2022

Mom

The person who makes you feel like your worthless and she rubs everything in. She's annoying and I hate her.

mom: *yells at you*
You:...
Mom: SHUT UP AN BE QUIET!

by Shinso_Kaminari9776 May 24, 2021

your mom

what to say when you can't be bothered to do/say anything in life
Also a violation

Guy1: ( sarcastically) I feel sorry for you.
Guy2: I feel sorry for your mom

by Laiza23 October 23, 2023

Mom

A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that

There are none every one loves there mom

by Thatonegirl1133 May 1, 2018